Just Chill!!! With the Crawfish Boil
Backstory: My brother and I both live a couple hours away from our parents, so they’re trying to get us to come in this weekend, with the promise of a crawfish boil. I sent a couple emails to make sure...
View ArticleMom Knows Too Much About Her Plumber
yippeeeeeeeeeee donnie’s son came about 4:30.. he took enough tree roots out of trap to make wigs for 10 bald people! poor donnie had been in the hospital..they accidentally burned a hole in his colon!...
View ArticlePreparing Meals for the Grandson
Backstory: Here’s what happens when you do provide a grandchild, and then agree to leave that small person with your parents for a week so you can go away. (Please know I got this maybe 5 minutes...
View ArticlePaging Rachael Ray
Backstory: My mom sent me this in an email after a weekend of not so great cooking. I have decided to boycott the kitchen for a while since my cooking skills (and level of interest in it) have both...
View ArticleYou Are Keeping Yourself Occupied, but Not Regular
Your neurotic mother is concerned about your bowels. Granola bars and a roll for4 days is not adequate. Can’t you find any fruit? Please, at least get some juice. Of course, I would be happy if you got...
View ArticleKitchen Kapers
Okay, so I’m standing in front of the counter here where we keep the coffee pot, fridge and microwave, warming up some coffee and eating some cherries, and a cherry pit drops out of my mouth, onto the...
View ArticleTemptresses!
so which one of you temptresses left an ice cream cake in the freezer. my dilemma: coffee vs. ice cream for breakfast. demon children!!!!! m
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Dad’s Zucchini (Not a Euphemism)
We just picked Daddy’s one and only Zucchini. We’re going to make it for dinner. Look at the size compared to daddy’s foot. Nice pedicure, HUH!!! Love, Us
View ArticleCracker Barrel Chicken Capers
I had an experience yesterday that has me thinking of becoming a vegetarian. Cracker Barrel served me raw chicken and I mean raw. I had eaten half of it before I noticed and I can think about it now...
View ArticleSkinny Bitch=Great Pooping
Backstory: my mom and i have been sharing our experiences trying recipes from the “Skinny Bitch in the Kitch” cookbook. (lyvm = love you very much) Have a really wonderful day! I’m planning on it and...
View ArticleNew Rules for Sunday Dinner
Backstory: We have been eating dinner at my parent’s house every Sunday since my sister and I moved out. Thanks for the soup recipe K, It sound delicious! This brings me to the next topic, Sunday...
View ArticleTime for Dinner
Mom: Do you want to have dinner at V’s or just grab something quick? Me: Tonight? I am eating right now. Mom: Oops, wrong kid. Me: I figured it was something like that. Mom: Good thing I’m not Jon/Kate...
View ArticleThe Cupboard is Always Bare
Backstory: My mother is notorious for never having any edible food in her house. We’re not sure how she survives. Me: i’ll come over but i bet you don’t even have anything for breakfast Mom: I do too!...
View ArticleSupper Club
Backstory: I had asked what was for dinner. Well, I paid for steak which we did not eat last night and I will not be here tomorrow because I have a meeting at 5:30..Then, I also bought a pork roast,...
View ArticleCan’t Clean Without the Queen
Hi honey, Well we need to go shopping for a new Aretha cd. To get myself in the cleaning mode, I always put her on and now she skips. How do I clean without the queen? Got us crab legs and sparking...
View ArticlePowdered Milk Will Rot Your Body
Mom: maybe i just wont come then Me: no crackers either omigod Mom: powdered creamer? Me: yeah Mom: do not use that crap ever you stay away from that is so so so bad for you omg rot your body sigh Me:...
View ArticleDessert Psychological Warfare
So, I just made brownies and they came out as thin as pancakes! When I serve them tomorrow night, say, “Oh. you made miniature chocolate bites! I love them!”. They taste good and, if you don’t think of...
View ArticleWhat’s Coffee Without Cream Like?
I’m trying to do coffee w/out cream & artificial sweetner and it’s like toast w/out butter or sex w/out penis…
View ArticleVeganism=Meat Fast
Backstory: I asked my mom what she thought about me becoming vegan. Sounds good! Kind of like a meat fast, huh? Just don’t be a freak about it.
View ArticleCold Turkey
Backstory: My brother John is a chef and frequently admonishes my mother about the dangers of bacterial spread in food left out on the counter. I just made the most delicious enchiladas I’ve ever...
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